Definition and Example

  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy…….
  • Counter Culture: ‘Wow, dig it, like there’s these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!’
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows…
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I’m on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they’re everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
  • Cows: The shit you go through.
  • This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked lol

Sedikit Pelajaran dari Psikologi

 

  • ketika seseorang terlalu sering tertawa, bahkan dalam hal yang tidak masuk akal sekalipun, kemungkinan besar, dibaliknya, ia sedangmerasa sangat sedih
  • ketika seseorang terlalu banyak tidur atau bahkan sulit tidur, kemungkinan besar, ia sedang merasa kesepian
  • ketika seseorang berbicara terlalu sedikit, atau berbicara terlalu cepat, kemungkinan besar, ia sedang merahasiakan sesuatu
  • ketika seseorang tidak bisa menangis, kemungkinan besar ia seorang yang lemah
  • ketika seseorang makan terlalu banyak atau terlalu sedikit, kemungkinan besar ia sedang banyak tekanan
  • ketika seseorang menangis untuk hal hal kecil, kemungkinan besar ia memiliki hati yang lembut
  • ketika seseorang tampak terlalu sibuk dengan kegiatannya, kemungkinan besar ia sedang butuh ayahnya
  • ketika seseorang tidak peduli dengan lingkungannya, kemungkinan besar ia sedang butuh ibunya 
  • ketika seseorang terlalu sering berkata kasar, kemungkinan besar, ia sedang membenci dirinya sendiri
  • ketika seseorang menanyakan kabarmu meskipun ia sedang sibuk, kemungkinan besar, ia sedang mencintaimu

10 Myths/Facts About Introverts

Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.

Myth #2 – Introverts are shy.
Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily afraid of people. What they need is a reason to interact. They don’t interact for the sake of interacting. If you want to talk to an Introvert, just start talking. Don’t worry about being polite.

Myth #3 – Introverts are rude.
Introverts often don’t see a reason for beating around the bush with social pleasantries. They want everyone to just be real and honest. Unfortunately, this is not acceptable in most settings, so Introverts can feel a lot of pressure to fit in, which they find exhausting.

Myth #4 – Introverts don’t like people.
On the contrary, Introverts intensely value the few friends they have. They can count their close friends on one hand. If you are lucky enough for an introvert to consider you a friend, you probably have a loyal ally for life. Once you have earned their respect as being a person of substance, you’re in.

Myth #5 – Introverts don’t like to go out in public.
Nonsense. Introverts just don’t like to go out in public FOR AS LONG. They also like to avoid the complications that are involved in public activities. They take in data and experiences very quickly, and as a result, don’t need to be there for long to “get it.” They’re ready to go home, recharge, and process it all. In fact, recharging is absolutely crucial for Introverts.

Myth #6 – Introverts always want to be alone.
Introverts are perfectly comfortable with their own thoughts. They think a lot. They daydream. They like to have problems to work on, puzzles to solve. But they can also get incredibly lonely if they don’t have anyone to share their discoveries with. They crave an authentic and sincere connection with ONE PERSON at a time.

Myth #7 – Introverts are weird.
Introverts are often individualists. They don’t follow the crowd. They’d prefer to be valued for their novel ways of living. They think for themselves and because of that, they often challenge the norm. They don’t make most decisions based on what is popular or trendy.

Myth #8 – Introverts are aloof nerds.
Introverts are people who primarily look inward, paying close attention to their thoughts and emotions. It’s not that they are incapable of paying attention to what is going on around them, it’s just that their inner world is much more stimulating and rewarding to them.

Myth #9 – Introverts don’t know how to relax and have fun.
Introverts typically relax at home or in nature, not in busy public places. Introverts are not thrill seekers and adrenaline junkies. If there is too much talking and noise going on, they shut down. Their brains are too sensitive to the neurotransmitter called Dopamine. Introverts and Extroverts have different dominant neuro-pathways. Just look it up.

Myth #10 – Introverts can fix themselves and become Extroverts.
Introverts cannot “fix themselves” and deserve respect for their natural temperament and contributions to the human race. In fact, one study (Silverman, 1986) showed that the percentage of Introverts increases with IQ.

Distorted Thinking

12 Types and Examples of Distorted Thinking

Mind Reading – When you make assumptions about what somebody is thinking or feeling without them telling you. In reality, you are delusional or paranoid.

Catastrophize – when you over think a problem and the effects that they will actually have on you. For example, when you think that losing a relationship means the end of your life when really you can find someone new the next day or down the line.

Filtering – when you only pay attention to one side of things. For example, you only remember the bad times you had in school and not the good ones.

Polarized thinking – when you think of things as either black or white or good or bad. For example, there can only be good or bad people or success or fails.

Personalization – when you take everything too personally. For example, when you think that everything people do or say is some kind of reaction to you.

Blaming – when you hold other people accountable for your problems. For example, you blame someone else  for causing you to make a bad decision. In actuality, you were the one who made the wrong call based on your own judgement.

Being Right – You feel the need to prove that your opinions or actions are correct. For example, you neglect other people’s perspective in an argument.

Should’s – when you place sets of rules on yourself. For example, you think that you should go out whenever your friend asks you to.

Emotional Reading – When you use your emotions to make a decision or judgement. For example, you buy into a product because of how good it was marketed when really the product is not that good.

Fallacy of Change – when you think others should change for you and that your happiness depends on them changing. For example, you expect that person to stop being a jerk because you are being nice to them.

Heaven’s Reward Fallacy – when you expect that all your sacrifices or hard work to pay off. For example, you think that if you work hard enough, you should get a reward.

Overgeneralization – when you carry a problem over to other domains. When you fail a math test, you think that you are not good with anything to do with numbers.

Hope you like my examples and definitions. Feel free to share with me yours.

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  • Angry : (*≧m≦*) (,,#゚Д゚) ヽ(o`皿′o)ノ ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ (>д<) (;≧皿≦) [○・`Д´・○] ヽ(#`Д´)ノ Σ(-`Д´-ノ;)ノ (/゚Д゚)/ (¬д¬。) ヽ(#`Д´)ノ (¬、¬) (;¬_¬) (;¬_¬) (;¬д¬) (≧σ≦) o(-`д´- 。) ヽ(●-`Д´-)ノ (* ̄m ̄) (´Д`) (; ̄Д ̄) (¬_¬)ノ (#`д´)ノ (」゜ロ゜)」 Σ(▼□▼メ) (━┳━ _ ━┳━) (┳◇┳) {{|└(>o< )┘|}} \(@O@)/ (≧▼≦;) \(〇O〇)/ s(・`ヘ´・;)ゞ (▼へ▼メ) \(`O´θ/ θ\(;¬_¬) ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ 凸(-0-メ) 凸(`△´+) 凸(`0´)凸 凸(`⌒´メ)凸 \(`0´)/ -`д´- (>人<) щ(ಠ益ಠщ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ щ(ಥДಥщ) o(≧o≦)o (⋋▂⋌) (◣_◢) ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ( ಠ ಠ ) (¬▂¬) (¬_¬) ಥ⌣ಥ ಠ_ಠ
  • Apologizing: m(_ _)m m(._.)m m(._.)m (ノ´д`) (シ_ _)シ o;(_ _)o; <(。_。)> m(_ _;;m m(¬0¬)m
  • Bear: ( ̄(エ) ̄) (。・ω・。) (●`・(エ)・´●) (*ノ・ω・) 川´・ω・`川 ( (ミ´ω`ミ)) ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ) \(・`(ェ)・)/ ⊂(ο・㉨・ο)⊃ (^(エ)^) (^(I)^) ( ̄(エ) ̄)ノ ⊂( ̄(工) ̄)⊃ ⊂(^(工)^)⊃ ⊂(・(ェ)・)⊃ (* ̄(エ) ̄*) ヾ(´(エ)`ノ゙ (/(エ)\) ⊂( ̄(エ) ̄)⊃ “(`(エ)´)ノ (`(エ)´)ノ (ó㉨ò) (♥ó㉨ò)ノ♡ (/-(エ)-\) (´(エ)`) ヽ( ̄(エ) ̄)ノ (/ ̄(エ) ̄)/ ⊂(◎(工)◎)⊃ (● ̄(エ) ̄●) 《/( ̄(エ) ̄)ゞ》 (✪㉨✪) Ψ( ̄(エ) ̄)Ψ ┏((= ̄(エ) ̄=))┛ ・㉨・
  • Cat: (=^・ェ・^=) (=^‥^=) (=^・^=) V(=^・ω・^=)v (=`ω´=) o(^・x・^)o \(=^‥^)/’` ( =①ω①=) d(=^・ω・^=)b (=TェT=) (=;ェ;=) ヽ(=^・ω・^=)丿 (=^・ω・^)y= (^-人-^) ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^・ω・^ ) (=^-ω-^=) b(=^‥^=)o (.=^・ェ・^=) (=´∇`=) ヾ(=゚・゚=)ノ ~(=^‥^)ノ ~(=^‥^)/ (=xェx=) (=;ェ;=) (=`ェ´=) (^・o・^)ノ” (^._.^)ノ └(=^‥^=)┐ =’①。①’= o;(*ΦωΦ*)>
  • Confused: ´・_・`) (◎_◎;) (`_´)ゞ (◎-◎;) (・_・ヾ ( ̄(エ) ̄)ゞ (-_-)ゞ゛ (‘◇’)? ヽ(゜Q。)ノ? (´`;) ? 【・ヘ・?】 【・_・?】 ( ・◇・) (゜-゜) ( ?´_ゝ`) o(´^`)o (´−`) ンー (•ิ_•ิ)? 「(°ヘ°) (。ヘ°) ヽ(゜Q。)ノ? (´`;) ? 〈(゜。゜) (゜。゜) く(^_・)ゝ (^~^;)ゞ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (⊙_◎) ಠ_ರೃ
  • Dancing: ヘ(^_^ヘ) (ノ^_^)ノ o(^^o) (o^^)o (ノ´_ゝ`)ノ ヾ(^ ^ゞ (ノ‥)ノ ( ノ^ω^)ノ゚ ヾ(*´∇`)ノ ヾ(・ω・*)ノ (*ノ´□`)ノ 。(⌒∇⌒。) (。⌒∇⌒)。 〜( ̄▽ ̄〜) (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 〜(^∇^〜) (〜^∇^)〜 〜( ̄△ ̄〜) (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 ┗(`ー´)┓ ┏(`ー´)┛ ┗(^0^)┓ ┏(^0^)┛ (ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ) ヘ( ̄ω ̄ヘ) (ノ ̄ω ̄)ノ ヘ(^o^ヘ) (ノ^o^)ノ ヾ(-_- )ゞ ヾ(@^∇^@)ノ (ノ≧∀≦)ノ \(^ω^\) (ノ゚▽゚)ノ ヽ(゚ー゚*ヽ) ヽ(*゚ー゚*)ノ (ノ*゚ー゚)ノ ヽ(*´Д`*)ノ (o´・_・)っ ヾ(*д*)ノ゛ ヽ(°◇° )ノ ヽ( °◇°)ノ (ノ°ο°)ノ (ノ・o・)ノ ヾ(^^ゞ) ヾ(゚∀゚ゞ) ヽ(´ー`)ノ ヾ(*⌒ヮ⌒*)ゞ 〈( ^.^)ノ ┌(★o☆)┘ └(★o★)┐ ♪(┌・。・)┌
  • Dead: (x_x;) (*_*) (×_×;) (×_×# (#+_+) (+_+) ヾ(×× ) ツ (Ω_Ω) へ(>_<へ) (*0*;) (u_u) (✖╭╮✖) (º_º) ٩(×̯×)۶ (ñ_ñ) (o_-)
  • Surrender: \(--)/ \(-___________-;)/ /(;-_-) ~(o;_o;。)\ ((-_-)) (ー△ー;) (◎ー◎;) (/ _ ; ) (o_ _)o ヘ( ̄  ̄;ヘ) (;*´Д`)ノ (ノ_ _)ノ ヘ(_ _ヘ) (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ (;-_-)ノ o(-_-;*) ヘ(;´Д`ヘ) (;-_-)/ (oT-T)尸 ヘ(´o`)ヘ (一。一;;) (ノ#-_-)ノ (~~~) y-(~。~;) ( -。-)
  • Dog: o・ェ・oU ∪・ω・∪ U。・ェ・。U ▽・ω・▽ ▽・w・▽ U^皿^U v・。・V UTェTU (^・(I)・^) U・♀・U o(U・ω・)⊃ (^・x・^) (U・x・U) ▼o・ェ・o▼ U^ェ^U U ̄ー ̄U ┌U・ェ・U┘ └@(・ェ・)@┐ ヾ(●ω●)ノ (〓 ̄(∵エ∵) ̄〓)
  • Drinking: o口(・∀・ ) (。・・)_且 且_(゚◇゚;)ノ゙ ~旦_(^O^ ) ( ゜Д゜)⊃旦 ( ´・ω・`)_且~ ( ^-^)_旦”” (*^◇^)_旦 (*`▽´)_旦~~ ~(=^‥^)_旦~ (^-^)_日 ~~旦_(・o・;) ( -_-)旦~ (#´ー´)旦 且_(・_・ )
  • Evil: (・`ω´・) ψ(`∇´)ψ (`ー´) (。・`ω´・。) o(`ω´*)o | `Д´| (`ε´) (σ-`д・´) (`Д´*) (=`〜´=) (メ`ロ´)/ Ψ(`▽´)Ψ ^(#`∀´)_Ψ (*-`ω´- )人 (ц`ω´ц*) (`∀´)Ψ ψ(*`ー´)ψ Ψ(`◇´)Ψ “ψ(`∇´)ψ
  • Friends: ヽ(∀゜ )人( ゜∀)ノ (*・∀・)/\(・∀・*) \(^∀^)メ(^∀^)ノ \(★´−`)人(´▽`★)/ ( ^^)人(^^ ) (〃⌒▽⌒)八(〃⌒▽⌒〃)八(⌒▽⌒〃) ☆-(ノ゚Д゚)八(゚Д゚ )ノ ( 。・_・。)人(。・_・。 ) ヽ(*^ー^)人(^ー^*)ノ ━(○´エ`)(´エ`●)━ (◎`・ω・´)人(´・ω・`*) 。*:★(´・ω・人・ω・`)。:゜★。 (*´∀`*人*´∀`*) (^▽^)/\(^▽^) (*^ω^)人(^ω^*) ヽ(○´∀)乂(*´∀`*)乂(∀`●) \(^∀^)メ(^∀^)ノ ヽ(´Д`)人(´Д`)人(´Д`)ノ〜♪ (((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))♪ ♡(*´∀`*)人(*´∀`*)♡ (〃 ̄д ̄)八(  ̄д ̄ )八( ̄д ̄〃) ヽ(^▽^)人(^▽^)人(^▽^)ノ (((@°▽°@)八(@°▽°@))) (・_・”)/\(・_・”) (○`ε´○)/\(○`ε´○) ヘ( ^o^)ノ\(^_^ ) (/^-^(^ ^*)/ ( 。・_・。)人(。・_・。 ) (・_・)〆\(T_T) (^^)-(^^)-(^^)-(^^)-(^^) ヽ(´Д`)人(´Д`)人(´Д`)ノ ヾ( ̄ー ̄)X(^∇^)ゞ ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v ♪ (*^o^)人(^o^*) \( ^o)( ^ 0 ^ )(o^ )/ ヽ( ^^)人(^^ )ノ (・_・”)/\(・_・”) └(^o^ )X( ^o^)┘ (^○^)オ(^▽^)ハ(^0^)ツ~ ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v (°◇°人°◇°)
  • Greetings/Goodbyes: ヾ(^∇^) (^-^*)/ ( ゚▽゚)/ ( ^_^)/ (^o^)/ (^ _ ^)/ ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ (ノ´∀`*)ノ ヾ(´・ω・`) ☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ \(^▽^*) (*^▽^)/ ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ ヾ(-_-;) ヾ( ‘ – ‘*) ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ ~ヾ ^∇^ ~ヾ(^∇^) \( ̄O ̄) (。・ω・)ノ゙ (*^・ェ・)ノ ( ̄∠  ̄ )ノ (* ̄O ̄)ノ ヾ(。´・_●・`。)☆ (/・0・) (ノ^∇^) (,, ・∀・)ノ゛ (。・д・)ノ゙ \(°o°;) (。´∀`)ノ (o´ω`o)ノ ( ・ω・)ノ (。^_・)ノ ( ・_・)ノ \(-o- ) (。-ω-)ノ \(-_- ) \( ・_・) ヾ(´¬`)ノ ヾ(☆▽☆) (^ Q ^)/゛ ~(^◇^)/ ヘ(‘◇’、)/ ヘ(°◇、°)ノ ヘ(°¬°)ノ ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ ( ゜ρ゜)ノ ー( ´ ▽ ` )ノ ヽ(๏∀๏ )ノ
  • Happy: (●´∀`●) (`・ω・´)” ヽ(;▽;)ノ ヽ(;▽;)ノ (*´・v・) (((o(*゚▽゚*)o))) ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ (⌒▽⌒)☆ ⊂((・▽・))⊃ (≧∇≦)/ (´∇ノ`*)ノ (・◇・) ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ (^_^) ( ̄ー ̄) (*^▽^*) (^▽^) (’-’*) ∩( ・ω・)∩ (*≧▽≦) \(^ ^)/ O(≧∇≦)O ( ´∀`) (^~^) \(@ ̄∇ ̄@)/ (☆^O^☆) (★^O^★) (☆^ー^☆) (´ω`★) \(T∇T)/ ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ *(*´∀`*)☆ O(≧▽≦)O ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ノ d=(´▽`)=b \(*T▽T*)/ ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ (*^ワ^*) ヽ(^Д^)ノ (´∀`) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (/^▽^)/ (ノ´ー`)ノ ヽ(´ー`)ノ ( ^∇^) \( `.∀´)/ (●⌒∇⌒●) o(≧∇≦o) ヽ(`◇´)/ ヽ(*・ω・)ノ (^ω^) 。◕‿◕。 ⊙ω⊙ ⊙△⊙ ⊙▽⊙ o (◡‿◡✿) (◕‿◕✿) (∩_∩) 。◕‿◕。 (•ิ_•ิ) (/•ิ_•ิ)/ (ΦωΦ) (*^^*) (-^〇^-) (ノ*゜▽゜*) ヾ(´▽`;)ゝ (゜▼゜*) ( ̄个 ̄) \(^▽^@)ノ (“⌒∇⌒”) へ(゜∇、°)へ (-^〇^-) (>y<) ヽ(^。^)丿 (ヘ。ヘ) (^v^) ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ ヾ(@^∇^@)ノ o((*^▽^*))o ヾ(@゜∇゜@)ノ ヾ(@゜▽゜@)ノ (@´_`@) ヾ(@† ▽ †@)ノ (ノ>▽<。)ノ \(@;◇;@)/ \(☆o◎)/ (((\(@v@)/))) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (o;TωT)o ヽ(;^o^ヽ) (⌒▽⌒ゞ “ヽ(´▽`)ノ” (((o(*゚▽゚*)o))) ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ Ψ(´▽`)Ψ (v^_^)v (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵))♥ (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ლ(╹◡╹ლ) (◑‿◐) ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) (*~▽~) (∩▂∩) (¬‿¬) (n˘v˘•)¬
  • Hiding: |・ω・`) ヘ(・_| |−・;) |ω・) |_・)
  • In Love: (´∀`)♥ (‘∀’●)♥ (*´▽`*♥ (*°∀°)=3 (´ω`♥%♥ ヽ(愛´∀`愛)ノ ♡ (●´∀`)ノ♡ ♡^▽^♡ (。-_-。 )人( 。-_-。) (●♡∀♡) (_´ω`) (´ ▽`).。o♡ (o⌒.⌒o) (人´∀`*) (〃・・〃) ♥(ノ´∀`) (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) (。’▽’。)♡ (●´□`)♡ (。♥‿♥。) (✿ ♥‿♥) ♥╣[-_-]╠♥
  • Kissing: (´ε` )♡ ~(^з^)-☆ |°з°| (_ε_) (‘ε’) |( ̄3 ̄)| ( ̄ε ̄@) (*^3^) (´ε`*) (○´3`)ノ (☆´3`) (* ̄з ̄) (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(○゜ε^○) (TεT) (-ε- ) (@ーεー@) (*^3^)/~☆ ლ(|||⌒εー|||)ლ (╯3╰) (ΘεΘ;)
  • Laughing: (・∀・) ( ´∀`) (⌒▽⌒) (^v^) (*≧▽≦)ノシ)) (●´艸`) (*´艸`*) (。 >艸<) (*≧艸≦) (*・艸・)
  • Whatever: ヽ(´ー`)┌ ┗┐ヽ(′Д、`*)ノ┌┛ ヽ( ´¬`)ノ ┗┃・ ■ ・┃┛ ヾ(´A`)ノ゚ ヽ(・_・;)ノ ヽ(  ̄д ̄;)ノ \(〇_o)/ ヽ(。_°)ノ \(;´□`)/ ヾ(*´ー`)ノ ヽ(‘ー`)ノ ヽ(ー_ー )ノ ヽ(´~`;) ┐(‘~`;)┌ ヽ(*ω。)ノ (;´・`)> (^~^) ╮(─▽─)╭ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
  • Monkey: @(o・ェ・)@ └@(・ェ・)@┐ @(。・o・)@ @(o・ェ・o)@ @(/o・ェ・o)@/ @(*^ェ^)@
  • Mustache: (´┏o┓`) ミ(´┏ω┓`)/ (´┏・┓`) ( ̄┏Д┓ ̄°*) ( ̄┏Д┓ ̄ ) (  ̄┏_┓ ̄) (ノ≧┏Д┓≦)ノ ( ̄┏∞┓ ̄)
  • Pain: ☆⌒(>。≪) ☆ ̄(>。☆) ~(>_<~) ヘ(>_<ヘ) (。_+)\ (xLx)ヾ /(*ι*)ヾ (ノ>ノ) /(x~x)\ ◎☆(♯××)┘ ヘ(。□°)ヘ
  • Pig: ( ´(00)`) ヾ(;゚(OO)゚)ノ ヽ(*’(OO)’)ノ ( ̄(oo) ̄)ノ (○`(●●)´○)ノ (*’(OO)’*) ( ´(00)`) (;゚(OO)゚) (*´(00)`)’ ヽ(*’(OO)’)ノ゚ q( ̄(oo) ̄)p 。゚(゚´(00)`゚)゚。 ( ̄(∞) ̄) ( ̄(▽▽) ̄) (=`(∞)´=)
  • Sad/Crying: ( ; ; ) (T_T) ( TДT) (ToT) (T▽T) (‘A`) (;_・)(T_T) ((T.T; ) (; T.T)) (;へ:) (ノД`)・゜・。 ・(/Д`)・ (´_`。) (´Д`。) (´A`。) (´∩`。) 。:゚(。ノω\。)゚・。 (┳Д┳) (´;д;`) (*´;ェ;`*) 。・゚゚・(>д<)・゚゚・。 (。┰ω┰。) (゜´Д`゜) (iДi) (´;ω;`) 。゚(゚ノД`゚)゚。 ヽ(´□`。)ノ (゚´Д`゚)゚ {{p´Д`q}} ヽ(●゚´Д`゚●)ノ゚ ( p_q) .・゜゜・(/。\)・゜゜・. (个_个) ((´д`)) ( ≧Д≦) 。゜(`Д´)゜。 (。┰ω┰。) p(´⌒`。q) (/□\*)・゜ ((o(;△;)o)) (; ̄д ̄) (ㄒoㄒ) ⊙︿⊙ o(╥﹏╥)o o(;△;)o (;*△*;) (´╥﹏╥ (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`) (∩︵∩) (╯︵╰,) (╥_╥) (╯︵╰,)
  • Scared: (ノдヽ) ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ (/。\) (/_\) (/.\)
  • Surprised: ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ (((( ;°Д°)))) ((((;゜Д゜))) (゜◇゜) ( ̄□ ̄;) ∑(O_O;) \(>o<)ノ ━Σ(゚Д゚|||)━ Σ(゜ロ゜;) Σ(゜゜) (*゚ロ゚) (」゜ロ゜)」 щ(゜ロ゜щ) (ノ゚0゚)ノ~ ⊙▂⊙ ⊙0⊙ w(°o°)w L(・o・)」 (○o○) (・□・;) ((((;゜Д゜)))
  • Embarrassed: (^_^;) (^^ゞ (^^;) (#^.^#) (‘-’*) (*^^*) (@´_`@) (⌒_⌒;) (#`ε´#ゞ (*/∇\*) (〃 ̄ω ̄〃ゞ (*´ェ`*) (*´∀`*) (*´_ゝ`) (*´∀`*) (/ω\) (*ノ▽ノ) (*ノωノ) (/。\) (。-_-。) (#/。\#) (╯_╰) (╯ಊ╰)
  • Singing: ヾ(´□`* )ノ (^O^☆♪ \(^o^)/ (´▽`)ノ♪ “ヽ(´▽`)ノ” ヽ(´▽`;)/♪ ヽ(´・`)ノ ヽ(○´∀`)ノ♪ ヾ(´ρ`)〃 ヾ(´〇`)ノ (´△`)♪ (ノ´▽`)ノ♪
  • Sleeping: Σ( ̄。 ̄ノ)ノ (-ェ-)。o (;´ρ`) (*´ο`*) ε-(´・`) \(o ̄∇ ̄o)/ \(´O`)/ [(--)]zzz (´~`) ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ ヾ( ̄0 ̄; )ノ ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ ヾ( ̄□ ̄;)ノ (。-ω-)zzz (-_-) zzz (∪。∪)。。。zzz (´〜`*) zzz ∑( ̄□ ̄) (o´Д`) ()´д`() (;≧皿≦) (´□`川) (⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ (ι´Д`)ノ (ᴗ˳ᴗ) _ノ乙(、ン、)_
  • Smug: ー( ̄~ ̄)ξ ((( ̄へ ̄井) (`へ´*)ノ ( ̄^ ̄) ( ̄へ ̄) ( ̄~ ̄;) ( ̄ェ ̄;) (-、-) ( ;`ヘ´) o(´^`)o ( ̄ω ̄;) (`^´)ノ <( ̄︶ ̄)>
  • Winking: (^_-) (-o⌒) (^_−) (^_-) (^_−)o(^_-) (^_・) ๏[-ิ_•ิ]๏ (○゜ε^○) (^_-)≡★ ☆~(ゝ。∂) \(^0^)/ (・ェ-)
  • Worried: (ーー;) ( ;´Д`) (; ̄ェ ̄) ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ ( ̄◇ ̄;) ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ (−_−;) (~_~;) ((*゜Д゜)ゞ” (・_-。 ) ⊙﹏⊙ ミ●ミ (-’๏_๏’-) (⊙…⊙ ) ( ´△`) (;° ロ°) ヽ(゜ロ゜;)ノ (°o°* +;(●´・д・`●);+
  • Etc: ☆彡 ★彡 ☆彡 ★彡 ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆ `*:;,.★ ~☆・:.,;*
  • Forever Alone: 、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽマッテェ(ノ;Д;)ノ `、、ヽ`☂ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``

An unique Question~

 

 

  • A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
  • B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
  • C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
  • D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
  • E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
  • F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
  • G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
  • H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
  • I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
  • J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
  • K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
  • L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
  • M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
  • N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
  • O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
  • P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
  • Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
  • R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
  • S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
  • T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
  • U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
  • V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
  • W. The men’s rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
  • X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
  • Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don’t lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
  • Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.

25 DEEP Questions

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

ulang tahun bundaku :D

aduh aduh sebenarnya gw pengen ngepost moment ini pas sehabis pulang dari jalan” bareng keluarga ternyata udah udah tanggal 23 april aja  , it’s already too late  tapi gw bakal menuliskan moment berharga bareng keluarga gue , ayah , bunda , adek eki , hafiz , dan abang gw hendy  😀

pada saat itu tepat hari sabtu tanggal 21 april 2012 waktu indonesia bagian barat tepat ulang tahun my beloved mom , her name is henny , yeah just henny so short , isn’t it?

rutinitas kegiatan gw hari sabtu pagi itu adalah nemenin bunda gw main badminton , seperti biasa setelah bangun tidur dengan mata yang masih mengantuk , malas, pokoknya totally malas lah + cuaca yang dingin . ingin rasanya kembali ke tempat tidur lalu menarik selimut menikmati indahnya mimpi” ceileh hahaha

oke finally gw paksain diri gw untuk melangkah , mencuci muka , gosok gigi , cuci kaki , kembali tidur lagi hahaha ga maksudnya langsung menyiapkan diri untuk mencari cinta sejati yang telah lama pergi eh bukan hahaha 😀 maksudnya segera pergi melawan hari , mencari jati diri di sabtu pagi B-)

waktunya berangkat ke ORCHID ( tempat gor badminton di batam centre ) bersama abg , ibu ,dan adik gue yang masih kelas 3 SMP hafiz yang pas itu lagi libur untuk menghadapi UN yah semoga adik gw yang jelek dan kucel ini bisa menjawab soal UN dengan benar dan mendapatkan nilai yang bagus serta membanggakan orang tua aminnn 🙂

ternyata benar batam itu emang sempit, disana gue ketemu guru private bahasa inggris gue namanya pak UCOK ngahaha orang medan kau bah?

then gue bareng abang gue diajak main tanding dengan guru bahasa inggris gue itu dengan partnernya namanya tante lisda . tante lisda ini juga kawannya bunda gue tiap sabtu juga emang sering maen bareng juga yah lumayan lah jago tapi ga lebih jago dari gue hehehe

dan pertandingan melawan pak ucok ft tante lisda pun berakhir dengan kepahitan , punya partner seperti abang gue emang butuh kesabaran yang extra kali yaa , malas gerak banget mukul juga kadang” aneh entahlah terkadang -__-

seperti biasa setelah selesai olahraga pagi bergegas pulang dan ga lupa mampir ke Baloi persero , do you know why? yah karena di baloi persero ada warung MIE AYAM wow it’s so damn delicious :9
trust me it works *loh kok jadi iklan L-MEN gini NGahahahaha 😀

selepas tu pulang ke rumah , beres” rumah ( bagian dalam ampe luar ) dan ujung”nya capek , lelah , letih , lesu dan langsung saja bram bruk brak brak terjun ke kasur dan tidur ga sempet mandi/malas mandi

masih panjang ceritanya tapi lagi capek nulis sementara sampai sini dulu 😀